there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
i know running to the dictionary to prove a point is often unintelligent and even though this definition could be much more expanded on if the dictionary disproves your point on grammar you should start using they/them to refer to someone whose gender you don’t know
Work in Progress Bars by Viktor Hertz
have you ever wondered why anime people have such big eyes like this:
that’s because of scrooge mcduck
Osamu Tekuza. creator of Astro Boy and often called “The Godfather of Anime,” was a big fan of the Scrooge McDuck comics from back in the fifties and…
Our character designer Vondell Swain drew this cute Frederator fan art that shows Fairy and Goblin hanging out with Bee and PuppyCat, Rocketdog, and Catbug and Danny from Bravest Warriors. This is such good company omg!
We should also use this post as a chance to properly introduce our cartoon’s protagonists, Fairy and Goblin! Fairy and Goblin are a couple that live together in an apartment in a bizarre fantasy world. Their landlord is literally a fire-breathing dragon who forces them to hunt for treasure so they can pay their rent. They’d rather be chillin’ at home playing video games, but they don’t mind going on adventures as long as they’re together!
Goblin is an inventor who fights with semi-non-violent weapons like a boxing glove gun and a propeller hat! He’s the first one to question the ethics of their treasure-hunting job since it is basically just robbing people. Perhaps he doesn’t want to play into the stereotype that Goblins are always bad guys? But he also really genuinely enjoys punching people, so there’s that too! He’s voiced by Alex Small-Butera.
Fairy is an actual manic pixie dream girl who can bend reality with her magical fairy dust. Her magic is limited to pretty minor stuff like levitation, smoke bombs, protective bubbles and making people slightly sick. But she’s never intimidated by much bigger and more powerful warriors, and she’ll often bite off more than she can chew. She’s voiced by Lindsay Small-Butera.
When we were developing a cartoon based on our game we knew that the first step was figuring out who our protagonists would be. We went through the Story War card game's deck and we pretty much instantly unanimously agreed that the protagonists should be Fairy and Goblin. The idea to make them a couple came from our writer KC Green! It made a lot of sense to us! Lindsay and Alex have great chemistry together as actors and you don’t see a lot of stories about stable happy couples!
We also had to simplify their character design a little bit for animation. In the card game Goblin has more gadgets on his utility belt, and Fairy’s head was made bigger so her face could be more expressive. Vondell and Lindsay also decided to make Fairy’s skin a little darker because we thought it’d be nice to see a dark-skinned girl in a leading role in a cartoon.
You’ll be able to watch the Story War cartoon on Monday! We also might be livestreaming some of the final hours of animation later tonight - we’ll let you know on our blog!
(PS: If you wanna draw fan art of Fairy and Goblin, that’d be awesome! Post it in the #Story War tag so we can see!)
HEY! how’s this for exciting news!
THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING ACCURATE TORTOISE IMPRESSIONS OKay
this is i m p o r t a an t
My boyfriend just showed this to me on The Chive. I love it.
am i turtle enough for the turrrrtle club
in seventh grade my friend came out to me as bisexual and the way she told me was “im not exactly a rubber band, but im not a ruler, either,” and i got all excited and said “so like those bendy rulers that are made out of rubber?” and she kinda stared at me for a while and said “yes”
And now you know…
The real “Lone Ranger,” it turns out, was an African American man named Bass Reeves, who the legend was based upon. Perhaps not surprisingly, many aspects of his life were written out of the story, including his ethnicity. The basics remained the same: a lawman hunting bad guys, accompanied by a Native American, riding on a white horse, and with a silver trademark.
Historians of the American West have also, until recently, ignored the fact that this man was African American, a free black man who headed West to find himself less subject to the racist structure of the established Eastern and Southern states.
While historians have largely overlooked Reeves, there have been a few notable works on him. Vaunda Michaux Nelson’s book, Bad News for Outlaws: The Remarkable Life of Bass Reeves, Deputy U.S. Marshal, won the 2010 Coretta Scott King Award for best author. Arthur Burton released an overview of the man’s life a few years ago. Black Gun, Silver Star: The Life and Legend of Frontier Marshal Bass Reeves recounts that Reeves was born into a life of slavery in 1838. His slave-keeper brought him along as another personal servant when he went off to fight with the Confederate Army, during the Civil War.
Reeves took the chaos that ensued during the war to escape for freedom, after beating his “master” within an inch of his life, or according to some sources, to death. Perhaps the most intruiging thing about this escape was that Reeves only beat his enslaver after the latter lost sorely at a game of cards with Reeves and attacked him.
After successfully defending himself from this attack, he knew that there was no way he would be allowed to live if he stuck around.
Reeves fled to the then Indian Territory of today’s Oklahoma and lived harmoniously among the Seminole and Creek Nations of Native American Indians.
After the Civil War finally concluded, he married and eventually fathered ten children, making his living as a Deputy U.S. Marshall in Arkansas and the Indian Territory. If this surprises you, it should, as Reeves was the first African American to ever hold such a position.
Burton explains that it was at this point that the Lone Ranger story comes in to play. Reeves was described as a “master of disguises”. He used these disguises to track down wanted criminals, even adopting similar ways of dressing and mannerisms to meet and fit in with the fugitives, in order to identify them.
Reeves kept and gave out silver coins as a personal trademark of sorts, just like the Lone Ranger’s silver bullets. Of course, the recent Disney adaptation of the Lone Ranger devised a clever and meaningful explanation for the silver bullets in the classic tales. For the new Lone Ranger, the purposes was to not wantonly expend ammunition and in so doing devalue human life. But in the original series, there was never an explanation given, as this was simply something originally adapted from Reeves’ personal life and trademarking of himself. For Reeves, it had a very different meaning, he would give out the valuable coins to ingratiate himself to the people wherever he found himself working, collecting bounties. In this way, a visit from the real “Lone Ranger” meant only good fortune for the town: a criminal off the street and perhaps a lucky silver coin.
Like the Lone Ranger, Reeves was also expert crack shot with a gun. According to legend, shooting competitions had an informal ban on allowing him to enter. Like the Lone Ranger, Reeves rode a white horse throughout almost all of his career, at one point riding a light grey one as well.
Like the famed Lone Ranger legend Reeves had his own close friend like Tonto. Reeves’ companion was a Native American posse man and tracker who he often rode with, when he was out capturing bad guys. In all, there were close to 3000 of such criminals they apprehended, making them a legendary duo in many regions.
The final proof that this legend of Bass Reeves directly inspired into the story of the Lone Ranger can be found in the fact that a large number of those criminals were sent to federal prison in Detroit. The Lone Ranger radio show originated and was broadcast to the public in 1933 on WXYZ in Detroit where the legend of Reeves was famous only two years earlier.
Of course, WXYZ and the later TV and movie adaptions weren’t about to make the Lone Ranger an African American who began his career by beating a slave-keeper to death. But now you know. Spread the word and let people know the real legend of the Lone Ranger.
okay no, but for real, this dude was a badass. he was basically the black batman of the wild west.
acording to wiki: “ Reeves brought in some of the most dangerous criminals of the time, but was never wounded, despite having his hat and belt shot off on separate occasions.”
here’s an article that details some of his career.
Ruffnut is the ideal girl.
i ship it like fedex
Astrid, Ruffnut and Rapunzel are all pretty shippable with each other.
I ship it
can you believe the fucking animation errors in frozen
frozen is the worst anime ive ever seen
iconic video of my childhood
I still regularly quote this.
I can’t reblog this without providing a link in case anyone doesn’t know what this is. Because everyone should know what this is, I feel.